Ten VERY RANDOM questions

You know the drill. Answer the questions and then post on your blog to expose yourself to ridicule. If you don’t post this within 48 hours of receiving a tag, for the rest of your life, more than two thirds of every breath you take will be nitrogen.

1. If I were to engage in sexual activity with three members of the sex to which I am currently not attracted, I would choose:

2. Of the following list:
Pedagogue
Bodewash
Vicissitude
Anthropophagy
Callipygian
Steatopygic
Defenestrate
… my favorite is:

3. You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down; you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lies on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?

4. Rank the following from 1 to 5 (1 being the best):
Tri-cut Manila Folders
Q-Tip Brand Cotton Swabs
A highball glass full of tepid drinking water
Three assorted length drywall screws

5. Describe in single words, only the good things that come into your mind about your mother.

6. How many States can you name from memory?

7. If you were to rename yourself (First, Middle and Last), what would you choose?

8. Which of the following does not belong:

Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren
Mercedes-Benz CLK55 AMG
Mercedes-Benz SLC Gullwing
Mercedes-Benz SLK55 AMG

9. Pick one:
Matthew McConaughey
Josh Lucas
David Beckham

10. Pick one:
Eva Mendes
Vanessa Marcil
Eva Longoria